再往北走，到了加拿大的温哥华。冰球才是他们的国球，但足球正在疯狂地“破圈”。加拿大球迷的表情包，可能会是一个穿着枫叶球衣、戴着毛线帽的“礼貌哥”，在零下5度的风雪中，脸上挂着一种“虽然我们输了，但你的铲球动作很标准，我很欣赏”的尴尬微笑。配文是：“Sorry for the loss, but nice tackle!”（对失利感到抱歉，但你的铲球真棒！）——这种极致的“枫叶式礼貌”，将在2026年成为全球笑料，但也会赢得所有人的尊重。
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